alicorn princess emmet brickowski [speedpaint]
concept art by tranquillo
Kite City - concept art for Guild Wars 2
i got a hex bug today and they work very well as a sensory toy!! they’re cute and they turn on and vibrate and if you put it on a flat surface they move around. i got it at target and it was around 10 dollars. it’ll work well for my autism
Parasoul by loiger123
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
If all the trees on Earth became pens, and the sea replenished by seven more seas were to supply them with ink, the words of Allah would not be exhausted. Verily, Allah is The Most Mighty, the Most Wise.
Surah Luqman, Verse 27